The Single Shot Express!

 

Running a little late on getting your apps done?

No worries, we can help! This is the fastest turnaround available. Get ONE essay reviewed immediately – often SAME-DAY turnaround! (Not guaranteed – we do our best but sometimes we need a tiny bit more time – 24-HOUR turnaround is the target for these.)

The Single Shot Express is priced incredibly low, to help out any BSers who are really tight on cash yet still want to benefit from the full ‘Snark treatment. However, there are some strings attached. Please read carefully to understand what you’re getting.

 
 

TERMS: Single-Essay Expedited (Rush) Review

This is ONE review for one essay only, for any school except Harvard. Please purchase the Harvard Essay Decimator if that's the school you need a critique for. If you want all your essays reviewed, you need to go for the full Essay Decimator two-stage review service. This Single Rush service is not intended to support you on a full set of essays for the same school. Please do not keep sending us each subsequent essay for one school using these one-off purchases or we will think you are a cheapskate who's trying to game the system and take advantage of us. Our prices are already ridiculously cheap - plus, you get a much more valuable holistic review when we examine your pitch in its entirety, by reviewing all the essays simultaneously. Therefore, we reserve the right to accept only one essay for review per school under this reduced-cost service. Please suck it up and buy the standard Essay Decimator service if you want help on the full pitch.

If the essay is more than 10% over the school's stated length then an additional fee will apply.

Your essay must be submitted within 3 days of purchase. NO REFUNDS if you have already submitted your draft; a full refund less $25 is available if you have not submitted your essay. Non-transferable.

Pricing is subject to change without notice.

A recheck of your essay may be purchased separately; please see the Discounts page off the My SnarkCenter menu for instructions.

Express Turnaround

Standard turnaround for most EssaySnark services is 3 business days. By comparison, for this express-turnaround product, we can often return feedback within 24 hours. Worst case is you should expect feedback next business day.

Important Notes: If you submit your work to us during U.S. business hours, you have a higher chance of getting a faster turnaround. If you submit your essay outside of business hours, we may not know right away that it's waiting for us! We do all in our power to provide feedback within 24 hours and often can deliver same-day feedback, even on weekends and holidays, but this is not guaranteed. You can contact us prior to purchase to check availability.

 

View the FAQs on the EssaySnark Essay Reviews here.

 

 
 

This Single Shot Express review can only be purchased one time through this page. However, we’re happy to support you with another one! If you’re trying to get a second essay reviewed, please check your purchase confirmation receipt receipt or the My SnarkCenter menu -> Discounts & Offers page (repurchase offers are only visible on the site while your original purchase subscription is active).

 

 

Hear what others say about the Single Shot Express

If you’ve gotten your essay decimated and you’ve lived to tell about it — please do! We’d love for you to share your experience with others who are working up the courage to go through this process. Was it worth it to get a panicked last-minute review of your work?

There’s lots more customer reviews on our main Essay Decimator page too.