Which Essay Decimator should I get?

Standard Essay Decimator
$ 799.00
  • Up to four essays for one school
  • Up to 10% of the school’s stated word limit
  • Two-stage review: First drafts & revisions
  • Standard turnaround times; Speedy Add-On available
  • Full profile considered in light of admissibility to this school
  • Follow-up questions allowed
  • Qualifies for Good First Drafts Rebate
  • Includes a free 60-day blahg membership
HBS Essay Decimator
$ 785.00
  • Exactly the same as the Standard Essay Decimator, except for Harvard’s one essay. Or you can use it for Booth.
  • Up to 1,000 words
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Single Shot Express! Essay Decimator
$ 219.00
  • One essay for any school except HBS
  • Up to 700 words and within 10% of the school’s stated word limit
  • One review only
  • Full profile not considered; feedback offered on essay only
  • Expedited turnaround
  • Sorry, no follow-up questions
  • Can be purchased only a limited number of times
  • Excluded from all rebates and discounts, and no blahg membership either