Well not quite.
But sort of.
We have this thing, see? It’s called a “rebate.”
When you buy the Essay Decimator MBA Essay Reviews service from us, we include a specific offer to entice you to send in good stuff.
It comes in the form of this rebate. We give you access to a list of what we consider to be very basic aspects to presenting an essay, but which we often see overlooked or neglected. We call these the Best Practices for a Good MBA Essay (pithy title, no?). As soon as you sign up for your first Essay Decimator, you’ll be able to review this handy dandy cheatsheet o’ goodness in My SnarkCenter.
That way, you know the standards of what to present.
This applies to all essays from all schools.
We feel so strongly about the importance of these so-called best practices that we even will PAY YOU if your first drafts come in in compliance.
How is that for crazy?
We will PAY YOU to do what you should be doing anyway!!
Recently one of our advisors was looking at our product offerings and they were like, “Snark! Dude! What’s up with this refund thing? Why are you PAYING PEOPLE to do these bare-minimum basics??”
And we were like, “Huh? Isn’t that a good idea? Isn’t that offering a good service?”
And they were all, “Dude, you’re giving money away. They should be doing it anyway! Aren’t you telling them that these are essential for their admissions success?”
And we laughed, and we were like, “Oh yeah well, apparently that does not work with these people.”
Snicker snicker. Our little advisor thinks they know about BSers.
So, we are here today to a) remind you that you need to submit good essays – not just to us, but to the adcoms! and b) to tell you that yes, we know we’re acting against our own self-interest, by offering a REBATE to give money BACK to BSers who are doing what they should be doing anyway, and that the things we’re telling them to do are for their own benefit in this crazy admissions process.
When BSers DON’T do this and when they send in suck-crap essays that DON’T meet these basic standards, omfg does it drive us CRAZY!!
If you want to learn more about this Clean First Drafts Rebate opportunity, which also can earn you a hefty discount on a future Essay Decimator purchase, please check out the Essay Decimator essay reviews page or you can see the post where we first announced this opportunity; more information including those Best Practices that you want your essays to conform to is available in SnarkCenter when you sign up.
- The Essay Decimator
- The HBS Essay Decimator – specific to Harvard, or can be used for a written essay for Chicago Booth!
- The Complete Essay Package
- The first school’s essays for the 4-School Set
Let us know if you have questions!