What on earth could that mean?
Maybe it means:
We are the snakr of essays. Yum yum!
Or perhaps we’re trying to tell you that:
You will need many snakz ready as you start to take up camp in the essay-writing zone.
These both may be true!
Mostly though what we are bringing into your consciousness with today’s cryptic message is this:
It is very easy to introduce silly sentences into your essays!
Your process of essay development will loosely resemble this diagram:
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