($) Timewarps.

August 27, 2015 by EssaySnark

Continuing with WRITING WEEK, today we’ll talk about flip-flopping (not the kind that politicians do; this is the kind that some of you do, in your essays, a lot). Here’s a comment we left on a BSer’s main Duke essay some time back: Again, why are you telling us this here? Either group all of…

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Bluetooth says

August 27, 2015 at 3:29 pm

Snark,

A have a solution for the reader so that s/he can keep up!

First, take a jump to the left and then a step to the right. With your hands on your hips, bring your knees in tight, but it’s the pelvic thrust that will really drive you insane.

Let’s do the time warp again!
- essaysnark says
  
  August 27, 2015 at 3:32 pm
  
  canNOT believe we never thought of that when writing this post.
  
  THANK YOU!
  
  lol