(You’re probably too young to get that reference. Oh wait a minute…. so are we!)
Hey Brave Supplicant! Happy Last Monday of 2014!
Here’s some good news to all the last-minute BSers everywhere: We are still taking on new clients! We managed to get a bunch of people through the cycle quicker than expected and Snarkville actually is open for business! It’s been another strong year of admissions successes around here with many, many of our Round 1 peeps now luxuriating in the feeling of “No More Essays Ever!!!” because they made it in – and we’ve had a few more act-together applicants than usual for Round 2, which means that there’s some capacity open here in our little roster.
We can accommodate the full-set Essay Decimator two-pass review process (good for up to four essays for one school) or if you’re tackling a single-essay app school like Yale or UCLA or Darden, or for many people, Wharton, then there’s an option for you. All you HBS go-getters can avail yourself of the HBS Essay Review (also a two-pass process, so you’ll get to Draft 3, which should be “done”!). Single rush-turnaround essay reviews are also available (for any school except Harvard).
If you’ve already enlisted our help on your apps then you may qualify for some discounts off standard pricing – check the Discounts page off the SnarkCenter menu to see what’s available.
There’s also the Sanity Check if you want to settle your nerves and know if you’re on track with what you have together – or if you’re not! Save yourself the grief of rejection and find out NOW if you need to correct course.
Anything that comes in on or before Tuesday is likely to get returned on Wednesday, and we will be working again through the upcoming long holiday weekend – so give it your best shot and let us help you go for broke with this thing!!