($) essay critiques! (sort of) With Important Essay-Writing Lessons!

December 28, 2014 by EssaySnark

In the “Honestly what are you thinking?!??” category, we’ve had quite a number of essays submitted for consideration for free blahg reviews in the past few weeks – including several that have come in in the past few days. Dude. We’re like knee-deep in essays for PAYING CLIENTS right now. You kinda waited till the…

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dynamiiiite says

December 28, 2014 at 11:09 pm

Dear Snarks, BSers have boyfriends, too! Girls with boyfriends and boys with boyfriends (and of course girls with girlfriends too, but you already mentioned girlfriends so that’s covered.)

My next drafts are done, so I can nitpick stuff like this, right? 😉
- essaysnark says
  
  December 28, 2014 at 11:29 pm
  
  Ya know, we even thought that when writing it…. and we were like, “aw screw it, they know what we mean!”
  
  Nitpicking is fair game around here!!!!!
  
  ETA: By ‘fair game’ we mean feel free to call us out on stuff like this – comments always welcome!