We have almost cleared our plates of those stacked-up overflowing gooey drippy pancakes essays that y’all have been serving up.
We’re hungry for more!
Or just plain crazy.
If you need help in the next few days, same deal as last time:
- If you want feedback on JUST your career goals essay — even that redonkulously long one that Duke has — you can get some! $125. SAME-DAY TURNAROUND.* What you get: A marked-up draft with inline comments and edits on typos/grammar, plus a full report on the strengths and weaknesses and uh-ohs. **NOTE: This is a one-pass review.** No recheck included. If you want us to look at it again, it’s $50.
- If you want feedback on ALL your essays for a single school — even the endless ones required by LBS or IE or Haas — you can get TOMORROW TURNAROUND — POSSIBLY EVEN SAME-DAY!! — but it’ll cost ya $600 (it really should cost way more but whatever). This is the standard two-stage review package that we offer year-round (with the Slacker Service Charge added on); rechecks are included. It’s up to you to get all your stuff done and submitted to us in time to take advantage of both steps. All we’re guaranteeing is that we will get you the first draft evaluations the day after you purchase (possibly same-day if you ask early enough and pay right away). We will try to do same-day turnaround on rechecks too but cannot guarantee it. If your deadline is the 10th, you may not have time to get through the full two-stage review but a first-pass is still massively useful for many people. If your deadline is after that, you should be fine on going through the full review cycle.
- If you want help with just the resume, our $99 offer still stands.
Hit us up if you’re feeling the angst! Email us at gmail to confirm availability and we’ll send you instructions to remit payment.