OK, we’re trying this out to see if there’s interest.
Evisors is this online consultants database where you, Brave Supplicant, can now request our services! Buy an hour of EssaySnark’s time and you’ll get a one-on-one consultation about everything YOU. YOUR school choices, YOUR career goals, YOUR GMAT score, YOUR CHANCES OF SUCCESS!
(Since that’s the one question that everyone asks.)
And, since we’re just starting out over there and don’t have squat for a reputation yet, you’ll notice that WE’RE OFFERING OUR FIRST CONSULT FOR FREE! Yes, one lucky Brave Supplicant will snap up the chance to speak with us over the phone at your convenience! FOR FREE! We only ask that you please submit a review of us when you’re done. So that others can see if we’re worth it or not. (Though you’ll be paying nothing, and we do hope to be deemed worthy of that).
You could also email us through Evisors for our input on any personal questions that you don’t want dissected and snarked upon and published publicly on this here blog. That option is also free for the first Brave Supplicant who signs up, and we’re keeping our rates incredibly low on the email-only service after the free one is gone.
EssaySnark promises that we are not nearly this snarky in person. We say nice things. We compliment you. Then we tell you what you need to do to fix the issues you’ve got in order to be appealing to a bschool adcom. But we do that nicely, too. Don’t worry, it shouldn’t hurt (too much).
This Evisors gig is an experiment. We’ll see if there’s any interest. ‘Cuz sure, we like doing this stuff for free, but hey, if ya’ll wanted to actually pay EssaySnark for
our snarkiness reliable personalized advice on how you might optimize your chances for success in the bschool admissions game, then we’re up for that too.