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please don’t do this

October 26, 2009 by EssaySnark

Brave Supplicants! Yes, EssaySnark is still busy busy busy with R1 schools. We’ve got MIT and Duke, UCLA and UCBerkeley part-time programs, USC and UT-McCombs and Georgetown, and let’s not forget NYU… awash, yes, awash we are in essays! EssaySnark wants all Brave Supplicants to be successful in their noble quest for the almighty acceptance….


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