please don’t do this

October 26, 2009 by EssaySnark

Brave Supplicants! Yes, EssaySnark is still busy busy busy with R1 schools. We’ve got MIT and Duke, UCLA and UCBerkeley part-time programs, USC and UT-McCombs and Georgetown, and let’s not forget NYU… awash, yes, awash we are in essays! EssaySnark wants all Brave Supplicants to be successful in their noble quest for the almighty acceptance….

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Here's what others have said about this:

Smita Sharma says

January 6, 2010 at 7:07 am

hiya Ms/Mr Snark,are you going to be back soon?
qshdz says

May 10, 2013 at 1:44 pm

some really good advice, ES! I cannot believe I did exactly the all three in my last season’s application, and that was with help from another consulting firm. Good thing is this season I will improve my package a lot!