Which Snark is right for you?
Our Snark Selector identifies the best EssaySnark service for you to start with.
What stage are you at?
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Taking the GMAT -> Selecting Schools
The Comprehensive Profile Review gives you a lay of the land and validates your choice of target schools. We will suggest other schools or programs for you to consider based on your profile. We will also let you know if you need to take the GMAT again (doh!). The Comprehensive Profile Review is our most popular product and it’s a great place to start.
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Planning Your Strategy
Do you like going it alone? Our App Accelerators offer a la carte coaching on individual components of your application, from career goals to transcripts and GPA and everything in between, at rockbottom prices. Buy just the one you need and get targeted advice on how to identify your best material and set your overall strategy. All App Accelerators include a review by EssaySnark where you will find out where you’re on track — or not. App Accelerators give you confidence that your strategy is sound and they reduce the churn, making your end-to-end process as efficient as possible. Multiple App Accelerators are bundled in EssaySnark Foundations and the Complete Essay Package.
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Writing Essays
- First look for the SnarkStrategies Guides to give you targeted insights on specific schools.
- Then get your strategy vetted through the Essay Ideas & Outlines App Accelerator before you start to write.
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Really Writing Essays
The hallmark EssaySnark service is the Essay Decimator – aka essay reviews. (Or here, for help with the Harvard essay.) You put in all that effort – now find out if it’s gonna work for you – before you submit. We’ll tell you if your messaging is up to snuff – and if it’s not, we’ll point out ideas on how to fix it.
If you’re in a real bind, you can get a Rush Turnaround Single Essay Review – and sorry but no, you can’t use that for Harvard. -
Reworking Your Resume
After you have your MBA theme established, you should revise your resume to highlight it. The Resume App Accelerator shows you what goes into a good MBA resume and gives you one round of feedback with EssaySnark so that you’re sure your resume is presenting your best self.
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Worrying
If everything is done and you’re nervous if it’s gonna fly, EssaySnark can tell you! The Sanity Check can increase your confidence – or help you avoid a costly mistake – before you submit!!!
If you want the most bang for your consulting buck
The Complete Essay Package combines the Comprehensive Profile Review, three App Accelerators, one SnarkStrategies Guide of your choice, plus the Essay Decimator essay reviews, all with additional benefits in one discounted bundle. Or, check out Foundations, which gives you the key App Accelerators that you need to develop your strategy (it’s like the Complete Essay Package without the essay reviews).
Our comparison chart of both bundles explains the differences.
If you’re interviewing, EssaySnark does interview prep!
- The Waitlist Assist helps you get out of limbo
- Or, Post-Mortems (reject analysis) lend advice to diagnose what went wrong if your first attempt didn’t work out
- For a special bundle of critical support services, check out The Reapplicant Roadmap – it includes the Post-Mortem, plus a bunch of other services to take you step by step through your process of building out a winning reapp strategy.
You can get help at every stage of the game with EssaySnark.
Based on results that others have seen, it’s clear that the Complete Essay Package offers the most value and biggest benefit. In 2012, 88% of our Complete Essay Package clients who reported their results to us got in; one was waitlisted, and one withdrew his applications after deciding an MBA wasn’t the right next step. (We always have a bunch of clients who never let us know their outcomes so we can’t claim the 88% figure as a definitive success rate.) However, the odds are in your favor!
View a simple menu of EssaySnark’s services
Of course, you can always submit an essay or a question to be considered for publication on the blahg. We have plenty of free resources and advice available for those who want to go it alone.
Let us know how we can help, and GOOD LUCK with your MBA ambitions!
