Advices for a BSer, Part 1: The MBA from India, straight after college

A Brave Supplicant hit us up for some information about their situation recently and they agreed to let us post our answers to their questions here on the blahg – personal details appropriately omitted, of course. Here’s what they asked: Hello essay snark Hope you are doing great! I am from India and require 3...


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Success Story! From an oversubscribed pool, a no-name school and below average GPA!

Even though we’re still in Reapplicant Month, this guest post is from a BSer who made it through the first time. One point of clarification: They started the process much more than 9 months ago. The first contact we got from them was back in December 2011 after they’d purchased one of our essay guides [...]

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“There’s too many candidates like me.”

Sometimes people give up when they shouldn’t. It can be totally depressing to get rejected. But the obvious truth is, if you stop trying, then you’re definitely not getting an MBA. Oftentimes the reasons for rejection are fixable – maybe not easily so, but fixable nonetheless. A common complaint we hear is about the oversubscribed [...]

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The first objection we always hear from an Indian candidate.

We mentioned school visits again yesterday. It’s a really important step that so many people discount. Just read some of the Success Stories from BSers who’ve gone before and you’ll know what we mean. Now of course we hear the objections starting already. “But EssaySnark! I’m from India!” They say that as if that’s the [...]

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Guest post! Self-introspection and – finally! – an admit!!

When we heard that this BSer’s Early Decision app was accepted recently, we were ECSTATIC. This was one committed, never-give-up, keep swinging till they connect Brave Supplicant — and now they’re headed to bschool! Here’s what they had to say about the process – and we swear, we totally did not ask them to write [...]

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The most challenged of the challenging profiles: The Indian Applicant

We get a LOT of Indian IT guys hanging out in these parts, and we’ve had opportunity to review many many profiles of this type of candidate over the years. Your profile is what it is, and if you’re in the “male Indian engineer” category, then yeah, you already know that you’re up against some [...]

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EssaySnark is American.

We have a wide range of nationalities hanging out here on the EssaySnark blahg. The commonality is that you all want to get into a high-end Western bschool — if not Harvard or Stanford, then Columbia, or Ross, or UCLA — or LBS or INSEAD or one of the other great European programs. We also [...]

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Reapplicant series Part 4: Indian engineers, finance dudes, and others who are qualified

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There’s one specific class of Brave Supplicant who we want to talk about today: the applicant who did everything right, and still didn’t make it in. This post is for those who have strong profiles, who put in the work, who are at the right point in their lives to be doing this bschool thing...


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“What is a low GMAT?” (or, are you effing kidding?!?)

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The title of this post should really be, AM I HOT OR NOT? Because that’s what he’s asking. Primpin’ and preenin’ in the mirror, and asking over his shoulder, “Does this 720 GMAT score make my butt look big?” In response to a Brave Supplicant’s query on our who-should-not-apply-in-Round-1 post, about his “friends” who are...


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GPA conversion stress

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This post was edited in June 2013 to refresh the content; the gist of the changes was around the new way that Columbia handles grades from other countries. Today is a holiday here in the U.S. It’s Labor Day, where we recognize the contributions that unions have made in building our country. However, in honor [...]

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essay critique: ISB essay 1

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The Indian School of Business is quite an impressive place. An accelerated one-year residential MBA. Great professors, strong relationships with a handful of excellent global programs (Wharton/Kellogg/etc). In a part of the world that’s on fire with new economic development. Something like, what, 8% annual growth? We’re too lazy to doublecheck that figure, but no...


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“No time” to retest the GMAT. (Oh really?)

EssaySnark is not impressed. Here it is April — with all the time in the world — and we’re already getting a Brave Supplicant telling us that he “doesn’t have time” to retest the GMAT. OK fine. His original score wasn’t too shabby. The verbal is a little low, but if you have to be [...]

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essay critique: Haas “Beyond Yourself”

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This week, someone asked about all the posting we’ve been doing — shouldn’t EssaySnark be really busy right about now? Actually, early November is always a lull — the Round 1 deadlines are mostly done with and clients hitting Round 2 haven’t realized that they should be already panicking. So, while we’re constantly busy from...


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Profile Assessment: SS stands for SuperStar

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Hello Ms. SS, the ever patient yet not so much SS. Thank you for your persistence in knocking on our door. If you weren’t so cute we’d be getting irritated. We have now gone over the profile that you’ve spammed us with submitted and (drum roll please) we think you’re going to be in excellent...


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“i’m gonna sound REALLY bonkers at times…” (or, engineering -> finance – help!)

EssaySnark received a plaintive plea for help the other day. Here’s the email, posted by permission with some paring down by EssaySnark: [2 things: i'v condensed this msg as far as possible but its still a long one.. apologies and i'm gonna sound REALLY bonkers at times but pl read on as i really need...


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